sound advice.
Bipolar 2
This is my life. This is my story. Exactly how it is. This is the second installment of my "Weblog-capades" If you would like to read the first installment Tissues, Gummybears & Handcuffs Or the Poetryfrom Tissues, Gummybears & Handcuffs, Click on those links.
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June12012
May312012
What's wrong with our society.
- Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
- America: Well sure why not?
- Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
- America: Whatever you want!
- Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
- America: Okay, sounds like fun!
- Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
- America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
May302012
"Don't you get tired of listening to the same song over and over again?"
Don’t you get tired of BREATHING over and over again?
(Source: bivisaurus)
May292012
sigh
all ive been given is hardship, another person to piss off/disappoint, stronger drugs, sharper knives and an absence of will power.
May272012
*Shakes head*
- Me: I'm going to cut you if you call me that one more time bitch
- Ken: You keep calling me a bitch, I'm going to start calling you a bitch
- Me: Bitch, you can't do that I'm a woman
- Ken: What? that's not fair
- Me: Life's not fair bitch, we got double standards in this bitch, bitch.
- Ken: You are so high right now, over there popping pills and shit
- Me: Just shut the fuck up, I hate you
- Ken: No..no you don't
- Me: Oh my god, you're right.
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